What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Has anyone who has been a victim of a narcissist made contact with the other victims of the narcissist? Did it help to confirm what you suspected about the narcissists?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?